Terror Firsthand #104: Where Elegance Meets Style And Sophistication

 ©Terror Firsthand is a fictional blog series that was created in 2024. It is for entertainment purposes only, and I wrote it from the top of my head. Photos are reenactments and dramatization. The following story is for mature audiences only. Please, do not try anything dangerous at home.

Warning: extreme terror

Terror Firsthand: Where Elegance Meets Style And Sophistication 

In the woods hiding from the same ol incestuous, sickening, infestation of abusive predators 

I went back on the escort site to see if Tracia's ad was still there. It was, and she had uploaded a video of her engaging in an incestuous orgy on there with about eight of my relatives. It was the grossest orgy I had ever clicked on. I sent her a message and it said,

I seen your ad. You're disgusting! I knew y'all were that way! You people are sick! You're not my family! 

She didn't respond. Then I took it to the internet and started complaining about the incestuous orgy to the internet. People started commenting on my post with hate that read,

Get that incestuous retard out of our business! 

Don't nobody want that bummy man!

He's just mad because we don't want his p*ssy!

That little tard bout to run away from us lol she not going to get very far! 

We can have as much incest as we wanna have! That's not any of the tard's business!

Don't nobody wanna hear what the incestuous tard gotta say!

I started crying. Then I started vomiting. The comments were non stop and it was thousands of them. They were all calling me a man and biting me very hard. I couldn't believe people supported so much incest and treated me so grossly without a care in the world. Tracia Pueblos and her relatives were some of the most gross, heartless, horny, sloppy, selfish, incestuous predators that I had ever witnessed during my entire life span. I had no one to run to. I tried messaging Daddy P, but he didn't respond. I figured that I would just get bullied by him too anyway. The whole world is nasty to me. I can't make them stop.

I went to sleep for the night and woke up the next day. I signed up for a house-sitting platform called ElegantHousesitters.com. Their company slogan was "Where Elegant meets Style and Sophistication". The fee was only $89 a year. I saw a large million dollar house listed on there and it sounded too good to be true. The pictures of the house were extravagant. I sent a message to the homeowners. They were a white couple in Bridgeport Connecticut and they needed someone to watch their two dogs, rabbit, and goldfish for two weeks straight. 

Image of one of the pictures of The Westminster mansion on Eleganthousesitters.com

I had never been to Bridgeport Connecticut before, and I figured I might as well travel to a new place and experience something different. About 14 hours later, after my background check came back, the homeowners messaged me back and told me to call them. I called them and they agreed to choose me as their house sitter. The gig was set for two days away, so I started packing my gear. I left Gatesville North Carolina and started heading towards Connecticut. 

I asked the rich couple if I could interview them and make a short documentary on why they chose to hire me after receiving my background check. I told them I wanted to use them as a reference. They agreed. I arrived at the couple's home two days later.

"Hi, are you Oya Obinidodo?" A rich white woman asked, while opening the front door.

Mrs. Westminster 

"Yes it's me, and this is my dog Big C." I replied.

"Great! I'm glad you're here, come on in. You can set up your camera in our living room area if you'd like." Said the wife, Shirley Westminster.

"Thank you Mrs. Westminster." I replied. I set up my camera and the woman's husband came into the living room and sat down next to his wife. I started recording the documentary.

"So Mr. and Mrs. Westminster, why did you choose to hire me knowing that I have a felony?" I asked.

"We believe in second chances Oya. Your past is not your present. Those charges are so old that it doesn't even matter. Our son is a felon too. We understand completely! We can see your honesty underneath your exterior dear! You're a loving animal caregiver and a wonderful person! I can see it already!" Said Mrs. Westminster, as their two dogs came into the room and started playing with Big C. 

"My wife is right dear. You're excellent for this position! We can definitely trust you. If you ever want to use us for a reference you most certainly can. Food's in the fridge and the keys to the Range Rover are on the kitchen counter!" Stated George Westminster. 

They were being so nice to me that I almost fainted. Their house was so huge! They even let me use the car! How cool! 

Talking to Mr. Westminster 

"Thank you Mr. and Mrs. Westminster. Where are you guys going on vacation too?" I asked, with a big smile plastered on my face.

"Switzerland dear. My husband has to tie up some loose ends with his business partner." Replied Mrs. Westminster.

"Okay. I've never been to Switzerland before. I hope you guys enjoy your trip. What do you guys do for a living? I'm very inspired by your generosity." I asked. 

"I'm a cardiologist and also the chief executive officer of Westminster Supermarket." Replied Mr. Westminster. 

"That sounds cool. I've gotta shop there one day." I replied.

"Well listen dear, come with us so we can give you a tour of the house and so you will know where everything is so that you can make yourself at home!" Said Mr. Westminster.

I felt so happy. My real relatives would never treat me that well. I thought there was a catch but it wasn't. They were genuinely caring people and they weren't being racist supremacist. Neat, I thought to myself. I got up from the living room chair and started following them around the house. 

"This is a bedroom here. You can sleep in there if you like." Said Mr. Westminster, while opening the bedroom door. It was huge and spacious, just like I liked it.

"Here's another bedroom here. You can sleep there too if you like. Actually, you can sleep in any room in this house!" Said Mr. Westminster. 

One of the 7 bedrooms inside of the Westminster mansion 

The Westminster's took me on a tour throughout their entire palace. They had seven bedrooms, two pools, a jacuzzi, a tennis court, a miniature golf course, a movie theater, a wine cellar, a bar, and a refrigerator full of expensive food. There was lobster, crab legs, caviar, filet mignon, saffron, white truffle, and a whole lot of other foods that I couldn't wait to cook. After the tour of the house, they started telling me how to take care of their dogs.

The movie room in the Westminster mansion 

"You are to feed our two dogs three times a day. You already know where the dog food pantry is. You can feed them anything you like in there, or feed them the cold food from the dog food refrigerator." Said Mr. Westminster. The Westminster's were so wealthy, that they had a separate fridge just for cold dog food. 

"You are to feed the goldfish and the rabbit too, twice daily also. All of our pets are in great health but here is the number to the vet in case of an emergency." Said Mrs. Westminster, while showing me the vet number on a bulletin board near the dining room.

"You can invite company over if you'd like, but I know that you're new to Connecticut, so just be careful. Especially around Bridgeport. We wouldn't want anything to happen to our beloved housesitter would we honey?" Asked Mrs. Westminster to her husband George.

"No we wouldn't." Replied Mr. Westminster.

Mr. Westminster's phone rang.

"Hello?.... Yes...Bill... We're on our way to the airport now." Said Mr. Westminster, and then hung up the phone. 

Mr. Westminster and his wife gave me a hug and then left for Switzerland. After they left, I took out my anti spy device and scanned as many rooms as I could. All of them were clear of hidden cameras. I felt relieved for once in my life. I took a shower and then I started steaming some crab legs, sausage, potatoes, and corn. I opened up a bottle of white zinfandel. Then I decided to drink it later because I might want to drive the fly Range Rover somewhere. 

After my food was finished, I fixed my plate and then headed to the movie room to watch TV. I lit a pink candle first, then I cut the TV on and turned to The Devil's Universe podcast. I sent them a message too while I was at it, asking them if I could get on. 

Cooking during the house-sit in Bridgeport 
Big C (left) Cooper (right)

"Annabelle K has just gotten arrested for being an accomplice in a murder. Come to find out, Annabelle K actually had a secret sexual relationship with Alphonzo Rodriguez, Hernandez Elliott's cousin and lied about it. Her apartment was raided as soon as she flew back in from Los Angeles, and Rodriguez's fingerprints were all over Annabelle K's apartment. Annabelle K's fingerprints were also on the murder weapon, an AK-47, along with Rodriguez's fingerprints. Annabelle K was immediately taken into custody, where she was forced to take a polygraph test and failed." Reported Jeong Ji-Su.

"Unbelievable. Annabelle K broke down during interrogation and confessed to helping Alphonzo Rodriguez kill Hernandez Elliott. Here is a clip of her during the interrogation." Said Dustin Moore. 

"Did you have a relationship with Alphonzo Rodriguez?" Asked the detective.

"Yes. I did." Replied Annabelle K, whose real name is Annabelle Krews. 

"So why did you lie?" Asked the detective.

"Because I was scared. Alphonzo threatened me and said that I better not snitch or he would kill me too!" Screamed Annabelle K, while crying.

"So what did he tell you to do?" Asked the detective.

Annabelle K during interrogation 

"He handed me the gun and told me to kill Hernandez the next time he come over. I told him that I didn't want any blood in my apartment. He said to just shoot him in the parking lot and to call him when the hit is complete and that he would pay me $50,000. I knew it sounded to good to be true because Alphonzo was broke. He said that Hernandez had over $200,000 and that he would give me part of it after I kill him. I told him I couldn't kill him because I'm not a murderer." Stated Annabelle K. The girl wouldn't stop snitching.

"And?" Said the detective.

"And then he took the gun and said that he'll do it himself. He just needed me to park outside of The Devil's Universe podcast studio and stalk Hernandez until he leaves. Alphonzo said to call him whenever I see Hernandez leaving the studio. I parked from a distance so the cameras wouldn't see my car. After I saw Hernandez leaving the studio, I called him on the phone and stalled him while he was in the parking lot, until Alphonzo got there. That's when Alphonzo killed him. I saw it with my own to eyes. Then I drove away and flew to Los Angeles to get away from Alphonzo." Stated Annabelle K.

"How long did you have a sexual relationship with Alphonzo?" Asked the detective.

"For two months. I was sleeping with Alphonzo behind Hernandez's back the whole time. I slept with Alphonzo Rodriguez while Hernandez was at the studio." Said Annabelle K. She was one shiesty hoe at this point.

Annabelle K at Rikers Island women center 

"Annabelle K was asked to take another polygraph test after the interrogation and she passed with flying colors after confessing to the crimes. She is facing up to 15 years in prison for being an accomplice in the murder. She is being held at Rikers Island's women center on a 5 million dollar bond." Reported Jeong Ji-Su.

"I can't believe Annabelle K did this. Welp. She did it to herself." Said Dustin Moore.

I turned to The Crime Scene podcast with Joel Hughes and he was talking about the same Annabelle K story. It was crazy. Mr. Westminster sent me a message that read,

There is a walk in closet in one of the bed rooms. There are plenty of designer clothes in there that are your size. You can pick and choose anything you like and keep it. 

Ok Thank you so much! I replied.

Trying on some clothes inside of the Westminster mansion 

I checked all of the bedrooms until I found the walk-in closet they were speaking on. It was the wardrobe of my dreams. Most of the clothes still had the tags on. I tried some of the outfits on and they fit perfectly. The only catch was, I didn't have anywhere to wear the clothes so I started taking pictures in some of the outfits and then started posting pictures to my social media accounts. 

After that, I sent the clips from the Westminster documentary off to be edited. I took a bath in the jacuzzi and then hopped in the 2024 Range Rover and took the dogs for a ride to a nearby park. After I got back from the park, I watched TV until I fell asleep. The bed felt great. The mattress was made of Tempur-Pedic memory foam, and I knew that I would sleep comfortably for the first time in a long time.