Local Cruise Ships Are All Around Me And I'm Not Impressed With The Scene

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Warning: Profanity

Introduction 

I will never step foot on a cruise. First off, I hate the water. I'm not a "boat girl" and I'm certainly not a socialite or a party girl. I don't get along with people well. I'm not gay friendly and I'm not happy go lucky. I'm too introverted for a square cruise ship. I'm a loner and nothing can change that. I'm certainly not gay enough to make new friends on the ship and I'm certainly not going to find Mr. wealthy straight nice guy with homophobia that has a hot body and hot abs with biceps. Over the past year or so, I've learned how to block my eyes and ears from seeing and listening to people that are rude, mean, bitter, fake, and unpleasant. 

A variety doesn't necessarily equal fun 

There are lots of variety cruise ships where I am. These cruise ships offer day-time cruises, cruises for couples, private cruises, date-night cruises, stripper party cruises, fishing cruises, whale and dolphin cruises, wildlife viewing cruises, historical cruises, sightseeing cruises, holiday cruises, cruises for groups, family cruises, sunset cruises, social cruises, religious cruises, brunch cruises, dinner cruises, and other kinds of cruise tours. I think that those cruise ships stink. They look like they're all the same. 

Nothing has changed 

Although I haven't been on a cruise ship in over two decades, I have been on a local ferry, and the last time I've been on a ferry was about 14 years ago. There's a saying that goes "You can't knock it til you try it". Well, I don't wanna try cruising as an adult. 

A ferry ride and a cruise ship or party boat ride is two different things. I went a local cruise ship as a little kid and I didn't like it back then either. I remember feeling a eerie vibe in the air. I remember the short cruise trip feeling dirty to me, not clean. Mind you, this was about 26 years ago, and I was a young kid feeling very dirty on the cruise ship. That same unsafe, dirty feeling is definitely more acute in the present day. 

The ferry rides I took often were definitely better than the one experience on the local cruise ship, but I won't get back on the ferry. It's very cheap, and only cost less than $5 dollars, however I don't like the vibe on there anymore. It's just another form of local public transportation. It's not really "an experience". It's just a way to get from one city to another. The ferry ride I took 14 years ago was my last and the cruise ship ride 26 years ago was my last. I'm unimpressed with the whole boat on the water scene. I did take a few cruises on a private boat a few times about 9 years ago, but I won't get into all that. I'll never get on another private boat again. 

The costs of the cruises 

The local cruise ships cost between $15-$1,000 or more. Some local cruises last for an hour or three, while others last all day or half a day. The Caribbean, Bermuda, and Bahamas cruises last for about 8 days or more. They can costs between $700- $3,400 and up per person. Some cruisers have to plan their trip a year or two in advance because they can barely afford the experience. I would never be one of those people. If I can't pay for the trip right away, then I wouldn't want to be on board. Why would I want to make payments on a funky little cruise trip? Making payments takes away from the feeling. 

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Overcrowded Eyesores: A bunch of freaks in bikini's and bums in swim shorts 

I can't picture myself partying around a bunch of strangers. I don't like seeing women in their bikinis, with their breasts and asses hanging out, with their flip flops on and their stinky nail polish. I don't wanna see their funky body piercings and face piercings. I don't wanna see all those men with their stinky partners and I don't wanna see their hairy chest or their bird chests and I don't wanna see their stank asses walking around in swim shorts and tighty whities. It looks funky to me. I don't wear bikinis, so why would I want to see other people wearing them? 

I don't wanna see all those stinky faggots partying together and I don't wanna see all those stinky horny couples on there or their stinky lil kids. I know how these people view me around here. They don't like me. They are very funky and stank towards me, and I don't wanna look at them. I'm not desperate for a video scene or a picture on the water. It's not all that. It's certainly not worth getting bullied by those freaks.

If I was on a cruise ship, I would not want to get inside of a pool, listen to the live music, go shopping, watch a movie with strangers, or attend any event on the ship. The entertainment looks weak to me. I don't like all those ice shows and trapeze shows. Those activities do not seem interesting to me. Those activities are for those other people. It's for the gays and bullies.

Falling off the ship

I can't even swim. I've never took swimming lessons a day in my life and I don't ever plan on it. What if I fall off by accident? Would it really be worth it? I don't think so! Even if I did know how to swim I could still drown before making it to shore. I could get too tired, get ate by a shark or killer whale, die of hypothermia, or drown during a tide or a violent storm. According to my research, it only takes 60 seconds to drown. I"d probably get bullied so bad by other cruisers, I'd probably want to jump off the ship on purpose.

What if I don't fall off the ship accidentally? What if I don't commit suicide? What if the ship sinks like the Costa Concordia? What if the ship has a sucky Captain? I don't wanna sail for a few minutes or a few days. I don't want to cruise at all. I don't want to sail with a bunch of drunk gluttons, gays, and couples, and I certainly don't want to die with them. 

Cruise ship animal policy 

Why would I ever want to go on a funky ass cruise that I wasn't invited to? Besides, most local cruises don't allow pets or emotional support animals, which means I would have to travel to another state where dogs are allowed and I wouldn't even do that because according to my research, the fees can cost over $1,000 per dog. I would never spend that much just to sail away for a few weeks or a few hours. It's really not worth it. Sailing sucks and most of those ships are extremely overcrowded. I hate overcrowded places. I like being in private sections all alone and paying for those overpriced luxuries still isn't worth it. 

Overpriced food and drinks 

I still don't trust other people's cooking or their drinks. I don't care if they are chefs or not. I don't wanna to eat overpriced food from a cruise ship. All of it looks nasty and distasteful. I would rather fix my own meals. Some of the food was probably prepared by kitchen workers that didn't wear gloves and I find that to be very unsanitary. I mentioned that in my 2023 feature film 'The Darkest Death'. I don't know what those people would do to my meal and I definitely wouldn't want to eat from a buffet. That's way too many hands touching the handles and to many bodies hovering over the food. It just looks unsanitary. Breakfast, Brunch, Lunch, and Dinner on a cruise isn't my style.

Stank cabins 

The sheets on the bed inside of the cabins on the overnight cruise ships probably all have had semen stains on them that they had to wash out, which I also find gross. I like sleeping on my own bed. Why would I want to sleep on a bed that's been humped all over a thousand times by a bunch of gays? Orgies and sexual assaults also more than likely took place in there. I find that to be yucky. 

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Conclusion

All of the features of a cruise ship are unimpressive. The overcrowding, the filthy beds, the yucky overpriced food and drinks, the people with their body parts showing, the gluttony, the wack entertainment, the lack of pleasant looking faces, the hate, the fear of sinking or falling off the ship and drowning, the over priced kennel prices for dogs and cats on certain ships, the stank looking couples and families, the bullies, and the overpriced private amenities are all a huge turn off to me. 

A bummy boat scene full of narcissistic eyesores surrounded by a deathly ocean is not intriguing to me by a long shot. Why would I spend all that money just to get bullied and teased by a bunch of narcissistic gay lesbians that have incest and the gross men that support their stinkiness and selfishness? It's just a bunch of stinky dick-sucking, pussy-eating white boys and funky ass white women, and a small square ass population of stank ass, stuck up black people. I'm just being honest! Those ships are full of PREDATORS. No one is going to save me from them. I'm on my own forever. 

All of those nasty narcs would assume I'm the slowest one on the ship. The same nosey, racist, incest boys and filthy incest girls on the mainland would be stinking up my solo cruise at sea with their nasty ass predatory bullying. I wouldn't feel any cleaner on a cruise than I would on the land. Their bullying is similar to a house that is infested with unsanitary pests and rodents that I can't get rid of. 

The bullies are similar to the cockroaches that a person who has so many cockroaches, that they crawl out of all of their suitcases and bags when they travel, even when they thought they shook them all out. That's how much gross pestering these bullies do to me. Those lil ugly packs of incest people might pick on me for various reasons - I'm black, I'm a woman, I'm not gay, I'm not a Christian, I'm alone, and I have a disability. I often get discriminated against for all kinds of reasons. The lil ugly faggots treat me like I'm not supposed to go anywhere and do anything. They infest everything I do like a pile of fruit flies on a bunch of month old peeled bananas. I try to avoid their stank kind on a daily basis. I don't want their nasty kind to lay their eyes on me.

I don't get down like those ruthless pairs and packs of bullies. I'm not that easy, and I don't wanna get molested, bullied, harassed, degraded, lied on, discriminated against, pestered, violated, scammed, or ripped off! To me, cruise ships are a waste!