Terror Firsthand #45: From State To State

 ©Terror Firsthand is a fictional blog series that was created in 2024. It is for entertainment purposes only, and I wrote it from the top of my head. Photos are reenactments and dramatization. The following story is for mature audiences only. Please, do not try anything dangerous at home. 

Warning: extreme terror

Terror Firsthand: From State To State 

In Phoenix Arizona at campground 

I eventually left Denver and drove to Phoenix Arizona. I needed money bad so I posted an ad on a site called Escort4U.Com. I received a phone call from a troll soon after. He said he wanted to see me in an hour. I told him okay. Then he asked for a picture. After I sent him a picture, he stood me up. He said that he was married and that he couldn't see me and that he was a Christian. 

I was pissed. I started yelling at him. I asked him why did he hit me up if he was married and then I asked him if he could cover the cost of my escort ad, which was $15. I sent him my cash app link, and he didn't respond. I felt low. It might not even have been a man on the other side of the line. It could've been a f*cking fa*got with a vagina. I was pissed. I didn't receive anymore phone calls after that.

I received a text from a male gigolo that I had texted yesterday, but I didn't mean to text him. It was an accident. In his ad it stated that he was bisexual. I'm not into bi men so I didn't text him back. 

I started looking for more places to post an ad. I tried a site called Megapersonals, but I couldn't get verified for some strange reason. Then I tried a site called Eros, but the fee to post an ad was over $150. I figured it wouldn't be worth it to post an ad for that much money in a square area like Phoenix. I didn't get on Craigslist or any other sites. I just stuck to one site, and that's Escorts4U.com.

I wasn't able to schedule an appointment all day, so I decided to park my car at a campground that only costed me $5. I stayed there all day and night, waiting on a client to call me, but I received none. The money wasn't moving at all.

While at the campground, I received a text from GD6Star asking me to take him back. I told him that GD7Star's baby momma was too stank and that I didn't know if I could trust him anymore. He said that he was sorry and that he would make it up to me in a week or so because he would be busy all week recording music. 

After texting GD6Star for several hours, I decided to forgive him for being with GD7star's baby mother. I told him that she better not bring her funky ass around anymore and he said that he would make sure she stay away. He told me that he would pay for my trip back to California in a few more days. I told him okay. 

I usually don't go backwards if I feel tension in the air but GD6Star was different. He wasn't like all the others. I eventually sent him a text asking him if I would get paid for the Pimping Bacc In Style song and he said he would get back to me on that. 

I eventually ran out of weed, something I don't usually do. I looked online to see if there were any cannabis dispensaries nearby and I found one. After I got there, I found out that they were closed. On their website, it said that they were open. I was pissed! I couldn't find any weed anywhere. 

I started asking random strangers, but all of them said that they didn't have any. I drove to a bar and ordered a margarita once I got there. There were no hot guys around at the time, only women. I knew it was time to go so I left, and drove back to the campground. I checked the XxxAzzNTits.net site to see if the fake ad was gone, and it was finally removed. I still don't know who did that to me. 

I fixed a filet mignon with fried clams and then went hiking around the campsite. I sat in the jacuzzi and watched the sunset later that night. I lit some candles and fantasized about f*cking GD6Star again.

I decided that I should shop at a Botanica in Phoenix and purchase a love spell to put on Jametreis. I went inside the store and brought the flyest candle kit I could find and went back to my camp and started working on it right away. I lit several fixed candles and meditated by the moonlight.