Terror Firsthand #110: Dangerous Chill Spots

 ©Terror Firsthand is a fictional blog series that was created in 2024. It is for entertainment purposes only, and I wrote it from the top of my head. Photos are reenactments and dramatization. The following story is for mature audiences only. Please, do not try anything dangerous at home.

Warning: extreme terror

Terror Firsthand: Dangerous Chill Spots

Jericah Ghani and Inspectah Drill on 7 Cities Daily 

I cut the TV on and saw Bilal Ghani on my feed. I clicked on the 7 Cities Daily video. He and his wife was on there talking to another host, who just happened to be a rapper. 

"So you and your wife are still together?" Asked Inspectah Drill.

"Yes. We are." Replied Bilal Ghani.

"And I don't talk to E. Spinna or Kristina Cums anymore." said his wife, Jericah Ghani.

"So you're okay with your wife being bi?" Asked Inspectah Drill.

"Of course I am. If I wasn't, I would've gotten a divorce." Stated Bilal Ghani. I hated him. He was really a stank nigga.

"How did E. Spinna and Kristina Cums handle it when you cut them off Jericah?" Asked Inspectah Drill. 

"They didn't care. They're lesbians at the end of the day. They had each other and didn't need me. There are always new women joining them. They get new replacements all the time." Said Jericah, who was full of backstory and a waste of my energy. 

I cut the TV off and searched for a place to write graffiti while filming. I had never really searched for a legal wall before, but I felt the need to search all of a sudden. I went to a site called legalgraffiti.org. I saw a couple of walls near me and a couple of tunnels. I knew that the tunnels were legal but I didn't quite trust the walls that I had seen. They might still had been illegal. I didn't want to go into the tunnel because it sounded too dirty and scary. All of the other legal walls were in cities like Venice, CA, Nashua, NH, Kalamazoo, MI, Boulder, CO, Redmond WA, Cambridge, MA, Gainesville, FL, and Dayton, OH.

Legal Graffiti tunnel on legalGraffiti.org

I ended up reaching out to a graffiti warehouse in Baltimore Maryland to see if I could write and film there. I didn't get a response yet. While I was searching for a safe graffiti chill spot online, I saw a couple of alleged legal walls in Raleigh North Carolina, but I didn't trust them and decided to stay away. 

After that, I drank some BelAire Rose and watched a documentary about graffiti in Portland Oregon. One of the guys in the documentary was dangling from the side of a bridge, just to paint. The writer was by far the most dangerous daredevil and writer that I had ever saw on television. I wanted to try a bottle of Cristal for the first time, but I knew that I couldn't afford it. 

While my search for a safe graffiti chill spot continued, I saw a place in Brooklyn New York that teaches couples and singles how to draw graffiti. I immediately thought about Daddy P. A graffiti date night sounded like something I would definitely want to do with him, and then go grab some dinner and wine at a fancy seafood restaurant afterwards and then head back to the hotel. I also wanted to stop somewhere in Manhattan and shoot some hoops with that nigga. Oh well, it is what it is. I ate a bowl of chicken noodle soup and then went to sleep.

The next morning, I packed up my gear and headed towards Baltimore Maryland again. I checked in at a low budget hotel that takes animals. I started watching the Adult TV Network and I saw Kristina Cums and E Spinna promoting their new porn film 'Black Lesbian Sluts Vol. 1'.

Dyke porn film cover

"We plan to make 100 volumes or more of 'Black Lesbian Sluts' flicks next year. You guys and gals stay tuned!" Said the gay bully that posted my music to her Instagram and the one that sh*tted on Big Fly and the one that slept in a orgy with Tracia. It was the same dyke! She was going by the name Jade Sky XXX. 

I quickly changed the channel. Those dykes were out of control. They were so damn unnatural, it didn't make any sense. I changed the channel again and saw all three of them on Petrified City in Brooklyn New York.

"You guys did the right thing by snitching on Oya Obinidodo. We didn't want that nasty ass prostitute." Said Jade Sky XXX.

I spit out my lemonade. I couldn't believe it. The lesbians were snitching on me the whole time. They wanted me to get arrested in New Jersey all along.

"How do you guys know her?" Asked Blade Boy, the new host of the podcast.

"We lived in the same city at one point Blade, and we found out that nobody liked her, so we started bullying her everyday! We're never going to stop!" Said E. Spinna, while laughing wickedly.

"Those stinky f*ggot dykes need to keep my name out of their funky mouth! I don't know them like that! F*ck! I still hate Petrified City! They're still gay as f*ck!" I yelled outloud. Those dykes were extremely embarrassing!

I paused the TV and recorded a diss towards Petrified City and those funky lesbians and then posted it to my social media, hoping someone would eventually side with me. 

In Baltimore motel recording a diss

I unpaused the TV and then those dykes had changed the subject. 

"So how do you guys recruit more lesbians for porn?" Asked Blade Boy.

"We find women just about anywhere Blade. Online, through escorting sites, at women only festivals, gay festivals, women only events, girls night out, gay nightclubs, yacht parties, church, porn star conventions, strip clubs, social media, chat lines, gay dating sites, and wherever else we can bag some new p*ssy." Said Kristina Cums.

"Kristina is right. We bag women just about anywhere we go." Said Jade Sky XXX. 

Women like them are the real reason I have homophobia and can barely go out in public. 

"So are you guys signed to an agency or what? How does that work?" Asked Blade Boy.

"Well me and Kristina are signed to Black Lesbos Unite, which is basically a porn studio. Jade Sky XXX hasn't signed yet." Said E. Spinna.

"Why haven't you signed yet?" Asked Blade Boy.

I really needed to change the channel, but I was watching my gay opps very closely and became more aware of their downlow hatred.

"Because I'm not 100% lesbian. At Black Lesbos Unite, you can't be bi. They only deal with women Blade Boy." Replied Jade Sky XXX.

"I see. So are you going to sign to any porn studios anytime soon?" Asked Blade Boy.

"No. I rather just do me. I don't wanna be tied down. You feel me?" Said Jade Sky XXX. She was one nasty, stinky, b*tch.

"I feel you. What about the allegations of you sh*tting on Big Fly, did you really do that to him?" Asked Blade Boy.

"I don't want to speak on that." Jade Sky XXX replied.

Jade Sky XXX and Blade Boy on Petrified City 

"I also saw that you were shooting porn with women twice your age? Why is that? You like cougars or something?" Asked Blade Boy.

"Age ain't nothing but a number. I like em all ages." Said Jade Sky XXX.

"Yuck! How gay!" I said outloud. 

Jade Sky XXX was one disgusting f*cking wh*re. I couldn't take it anymore. I stopped watching Petrified City. B*tches like that are reason I'm not going back to New York City. Not with Daddy P, not to sight see, not to write graffiti, and not even to record music. It just isn't worth it anymore. I'm just not gay, and majority of them are. Any man that I date could end up in the bed with a bi*ch like the ones on 'Black Lesbian Sluts Vol. 1' behind my back.