All The Side Hustles That I have That I Get No Profit From
I have alot of legal side hustles that are designed to help me generate money. Unfortunately, I do not make any money off of any of these side hustles because the world is racist and no one likes anything that I do. Well you might ask, why do I still do them, and the answer is this- because I have nothing else to do.
Music
Music is my first and main side hustle. I have a royalty account that is set up through my distributor, CD Baby, that is supposed to generate money through streams. Well, I don't make anything. I make a about $8 every few months and it cost $10 to release a song. You do the math. I don't make anything doing music. There are other artists, getting all the money. I'll never get rich from rapping. I barely get any streams and a lot of people don't even know that my music even exists. The world stinks.
Over the past 12 months, I've only had 27,710 Spotify streams alone, which equals about $81-$130. I spend more than that on promotion. On Amazon music, I've only had 127 streams over the past 3 years, which means no one on earth likes my music except me. I wish I had a million dollars but I don't. I'm one of the poorest female rappers you will ever see. No one thinks of me enough to pay me for my hard work. I would quit, but I don't want to listen to other artist. I rather listen to myself because they are all fake as fuck.
Publishing Books
I write books too and I haven't made any money since I've published my books, which have been sitting in Barnes and Noble and Amazon for almost 4 years now. I haven't made one penny off of my books. I have a royalty account on Barnes and Noble and Kindle Direct Publishing that has been sitting there for years with no money in it. No one is interested in reading any of my material. Including this blog that I took the time to write.
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My Instagram is completely monetizable and I haven't made one brown penny on Instagram since I've been on there for a year and a half. I can make money from reel gifts and also my Instagram channel subscriptions, which cost $4.99 a month but on sale for $2.49 per month. But unfortunately, no one is interested in my Instagram content.
Why don't I just give up? Because I have no life and I have nothing else to do. No one likes me and no one will pay me. The world treats me like I'm not worthy of having money to take care of myself. The world is dirty. The world isn't clean enough for me. The world is one big, funky, incestous orgy that I just don't belong in.
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Dailymotion
My Dailymotion is also monetizable and guess what? You guessed it! I haven't made one brown penny from Dailymotion and I've been on there for over 3 years. Plus, my subscriber count will not grow. I only have 105 followers and it's been stuck like that for years, just like all of my other social media accounts.
Vimeo
My Vimeo account is also monetizable. I have a on demand channel that I post my films too. I haven't made one cent from any of my films on Vimeo on Demand.
Filmhub
I recently created a Filmhub account and submitted my short. I've only been on Filmhub for a few days and I do not know what the outcome is going to be but I'm pretty sure the world won't like me and I won't make anything because the world doesn't treat me like a woman. The world is gay and confused and don't think I should be treated like one.
Bonfire
I started selling merch on Bonfire a couple of months ago and have not sold one piece of merch. I sell hats, T-shirts, and hoodies that read No Females Allowed Records and no one wants them. My merch page is still sitting there.
Kunaki
I have been selling CD's and Blu-Rays for about 3 years and I haven't sold any merch via the website. The site requires me to order merch every 6 months to keep the store open. I have alot of my own merch just sitting around that I usually give away for free, sell at open mics (which I only attend about once a year), or to sell to various record stores. I don't make much when I sell to the record stores either. They don't offer much. It's usually about $2-$3 per piece and they usually only want between 1-3 pieces.
Augason Farms Ambassador
I have an Augason Farms Ambassador account that I haven't made one cent off of. Basically I sell Augason Farms products through what is called an "affiliate link". Guess what? The world doesn't even know that my affiliate link exists and no one clicks on it.
Conclusion
In conclusion, I have 9 side hustles that I don't make any money from whatsoever. People wonder why I won't just give up and find something else to do. People don't like anything that I do so what's the point? If I do something else they're not going to like that either. The world stinks and is way too competitive to care about my hustles. I don't see myself making anything for the next 20 years but I'm still going to leave all of my accounts up, whether this funky ass, stinky, incestuous, fake world supports me or not. They're nothing but a bunch of smelly faggots, predators, and bullies and the world will never respect me.
